eu sou rainha..

Xl•XXlll•MMXl ⚓ scorpio 👑

unretrieved:

and then satan said “here, have feelings”

(Source: unretrieved, via urything-u-h8)

actionables:

today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED

(Source: actionables, via truthful-red-fox)

shovel-girl:

when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and you’re friend tries to start singing with you

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(Source: shovel-girl, via pizza)

jimmyneuteredtron:

fangartist:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

alienaelizabeth:

drunkaster:

harrys so cute i want 7

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its funny cause the hp fandom hijacked a post that was about harry styles

Slow clap for the HP fandom

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fartney:

Straight guys calling each other faggots

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targaryen-wings:

hoodjab:

briancolfer:

2-sly4-u:

westdick:

people just don’t like Texas

Texans don’t like Texas man

we do have a wicked fahkin weird accent

WHY IS THIS ALL RELEVANT OMG. I LIVE HERE AND I CAN TELL YOU ALL THIS IS TRUE. ALL OF IT.

WHAT THE FUCK CALIFORNIA IS FUCKIN GREAT FUCK YALL

(Source: kateoplis, via truthful-red-fox)

mszombi:

creepsvillecentral666:

Reasons why October is the best month:

  • Cold but dry weather 
  • Everything is pretty colours
  • Pumpkin pie
  • Pumpkin coffee
  • Everything being made to look spooky
  • Horror movies on TV all the time
  • Halloween
  • Jumper weather
  • Dressing up as scary things
  • Hot drinks
  • Lots of sweets

The smell of dying leaves

If u don’t like October get the FUCK outta my house

(Source: this-tragic-affair, via truthful-red-fox)

roy-ality:

brispeak:

freexcitizen:

firecrackerheart:

Scooby Scooby Do-We’ve Got Some Work To Do Now..

JINKYS VELMA

I’m not even a big Scooby Doo fan but this is damn cool!

Imagine a remake of the movie like this except rated R hahahaha

(via truthful-red-fox)

vixxtoobomb:

vixxtoobomb:

when an idol u liked fucks up
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when ppl try to defend them

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(via pizza)

centaurs-other-testicle:

japert:

Friends with mean and overprotective parents

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when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out

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Being the friend with overprotective parents

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(Source: yeigar, via truthful-red-fox)

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